sorry

theheirsofdurin:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer [x]

Bofur’s Hat

ofelvesandwinchesters:

madamefaust:

vanaethiriel:

Is no one going to talk about Bofur in Armor with his hat? Because I think thats the best thing ever. 

I legit yelled at the computer, ‘BOFUR YOU CANNOT WEAR YOUR HAT TO THE BATTLE. IT WILL GET BLOOD ON IT. WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN THAT?’

now thats commitment

bofur rocking that hat like there’s no tomorrow

how the fuck am i supposed to survive this movie
— hobbit fandom right now (via desolation-of-feels)

This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves.

ohsodiaval:

Will you stand with me, one last time?

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

 ”The new teaser trailer for #TheHobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies will be unveiled tomorrow at 12pm PT / 3pm ET!”

markusbones:

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.